My Meta-Meditation List

• Crazy neighbor and his crazy pit bull
• Quigley Road Vehicle Impound employees
• Middle-aged sidewalk vendor who whistles at me in Lincoln Park every time I walk by no matter what, and even followed me in his white, late model station wagon and whistled at me from his car a number of times
  
• The RTA transit cop who “wouldn’t give a nickel for Ohio City”
• The Lakewood Division of Taxation that needs constant proof that I no longer live in Lakewood, forcing me to retain utility records from 2003 in my files